Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Insurance, Inspiration, Indigestion

As always, I have found some mind-boggling items on the net. Surprisingly, none of these are from Craigslist.

This is the premise of a sci-fi book. Unsurprisingly, it has no customer reviews.


I wonder if he'll go with Allstate or Aflac?

Another story description, this time for an independent film.


As it always does, my friend, as it always does....

Next we have the most Canadian restaurant review...


The food was near poisonous - but they delivered it quickly!

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Try my podcast! It has my tale about buying from this guy:

A new story with the following peo.... pods: 

From The Davis County Attorney's Office
...who alleged a "telepathic rape"

And the podcast has gotten the follow review:

"
if you want to indulge your dark side then Monica and Bill are the perfect hosts to guide you through the murkiness with a smile!"

What else do you need to convince you to listen to the new Episode (#112)?! My soul?!
(I don't have one. So you've got everything else. Now listen!)

Episode 112:
Protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault! And another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack! 


"Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.


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Twitter: @dazedconvicted @monicahamburg

Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Former Porn Star Needed to Assemble Furniture





Hey, you might think this guy is being amazingly sleazy - but here's the thing: these days there are so many phone lines to answer and it really helps if you're super flexible!

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Want more Craigslist craziness? How about this irresistible offer?



I have recently been posting some beauties on the Punch Drunk Sports Blog. If you like this blog, you'll enjoy the posts: 
3) "Dig Your Own Grave. Paid Offer!"
2)"If You’re Dull, It Could Be Sharp"
1) "Paint as Though No One is Buying"
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And: 
Sample our podcast - weekly videos with our sketches on the PodAwful Channel YouTube. 

This first one is from Episode #107 - "The Considerate Mother" sketch:

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Recent Episode of the podcast:

Special Deaducation:


A special ed teacher/cheerleader ends up going on a murderous rampage. No surprise there.
   "Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.

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Twitter: @dazedconvicted @monicahamburg

Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Monday, August 12, 2013

HR is for HoRny

I honestly go to porn sites to get off - not to find material... But apparently one takes precedence over the other.

So once again, we're looking at how people name porn clips they upload...


Well, I don't see how your husband's work schedule became my problem.


Well, that's just not practical! How is all that filing going to get done?!


You'd think medical technology would have found a solution for that by now.

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What's that? You say the above doesn't tap into your deepest fears?!

Allow me to present:

(If you are unable to hear the sound, see below*)


If you're on the Vine app, you can find all the videos in the series on: http://tinyurl.com/monvine 
Enjoy the rapid-fire displays of Craigslist weirdness.

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Not planning something sinister?

Learn about a sinister Mother's Day - and a Happy Go-Get'em Suicide Pair!
On our latest episode!

  "Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.


DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @dazedconvicted @monicahamburg

Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted



(*If you can't hear the sound, just scroll over the video and there should appear - in the upper left hand-side of the video - a volume button that you can just click to make sound happen. :)  

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Strangers are Just Friends You Haven't Creeped Out Yet

Just some general strangeness today.

Here's a Fiverr testimonial. It reviews an illustration the seller made.
I think... 



 Next:


 You know me too well...

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Extremely shy? Looking to bond with people? Watch a violent horror flick with them! And then talk about the eye-gouging and dismemberment! Always a great ice-breaker!
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Speaking of horror!

(If you are unable to hear the sound, see below*)


If you're on the Vine app, you can find all the videos in the series on: http://tinyurl.com/monvine 
Enjoy the rapid-fire displays of Craigslist weirdness.

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Not able to bring yourself to see a gory film to make socially inept friends?! You are our podcast's TARGET audience. Listen to the latest episode!

"Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.


DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @dazedconvicted @monicahamburg

Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted


(*If you can't hear the sound, just scroll over the video and there should appear - in the upper left hand-side of the video - a volume button that you can just click to make sound happen. :)

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Dream Fulfilled!


I'm back to making fun of how people name porn clips they upload:



Sounds like a stimulating conversation.



I sense a theme here.





Sounds dangerous. And hot. Just not in the right way.

And now I have this stuck in my head...
 ♫ 
Two cocks on fire and no one could save them, not you...


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And on Craigslist....

Some fantasies are just so hackneyed!

For instance:

(If you are unable to hear the sound, see below*)


If you're on the Vine app, you can find all the videos in the series on: http://tinyurl.com/monvine 
Enjoy the rapid-fire displays of Craigslist weirdness.

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Another unique fetish is at the end of Episode 102. As for the stories: we evaluate 2 scammy Fucktards -
including one guy who tried to use his pubes to scam! With Guest Judge +Rob Fee !    "Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @dazedconvicted @monicahamburg

Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted


(*If you can't hear the sound, just scroll over the video and there should appear - in the upper left hand-side of the video - a volume button that you can just click to make sound happen. :)