I'm sometimes asked how I find this stuff. Well, about 90% of the time, it finds me. I spend a fair chunk of my day on the internet (working, researching, sometimes just wasting my life in new and inventive ways) and I encounter a tremendous amount of "WTF?!"
Now, this first one tries to be subtle - yet clear:
Well, now I don't even have to look it up!
A call girl is someone who has a cell phone handy, right?
Then there's a casting post seeking actresses. Now, I have breasts that are a B/C-cup. (#TheMoreYouKnow). And I have never felt shortchanged. Until today.
In the following screenshot, I was just trying to save an article to the social bookmarking site Delicious.
Delicious tried to autocomplete the tag. I'd say they did quite well!
Finally, there's this artist on Fiverr.
She describes her drawing as follows: "illustration of coverage and invasion tv, book, radio, internet, bus,metro,banners sexuality at the current moment."
I wasn't sure what that meant. But then I looked at her work. And I sensed a theme.
It really is the perfect Sunday when I get to watch several different porn videos on my slew of television sets, while lying on the astroturf in my apartment.
NEW episode of my podcast "Dazed and Convicted" (#115):
What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Just go on with your life? You're adorable! The answer, as always, is: Commit a terrible crime!
Listen on Soundcloud, at DazedandConvicted.com or anywhere else.
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