Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Me Bring To Your Leader

Oddee has really wonderful examples of "Engrish" on their site, but I have found a few doosies lately. It's not so much the English mangling (I surely would be awful at learning a vastly different language as an adult...) but the esoteric/zen nature of the product descriptions which amuse me.

I have some jasmine tea at home whose packaging describes it as a "homely refresher". (Since it's homely it's nice that it at least has a refreshing personality...)

Yesterday at a supermarket I saw the following advert: "Deliver your truly grateful mind with Harukun meat gifts”. You got me... Again, I can only infer that you are attempting to control my mind.