Mints, Keys, Rawhide - Check.

Just went to see my nephew's new puppy (adorable, of course!). Now the dog's a miniature so he needs a doggie jacket to keep warm. OK, so here's the "lunacy" part: the doggie jacket has pockets on the sides, just about where a human jacket has them.

What, pray tell, is the dog going to be carrying around? His Palmpilot (good god, I'm late for my meeting at the Hyatt!)?" An American Express Card (No, Sparky, this time the meal's on me)? ID for when he goes to the bars (Why I'm 3 years old, but thank you, that's so flattering!)?

If you can figure this mystery out, please let me know.

Now, when I searched for "dog jackets" in Google, I found the following beauts. Seriously, if the term "dog jacket" already makes you dissolve into gales of laughter (and I second that emotion), you'll love this one, this horror and (if only dog's could sue their owners) this sure-to-induce-nightmares-one.