Things that Confuse Me - Part 1 of Many

Now I get that people have sexual fantasies that I can not wrap my head around. And that's OK. Consenting adults doing whatever is fine by me. But sometimes, sometimes, I really wonder what's going on...

Check this out (& if the caption below doesn't motivate you to click on this article, I don't know what will...)

Alien anal-probing "expert" Courtney Arthur, manager of sex shop Come as You Are, shows off the Bendy Beads anal "probe" for Probology 101, one of the events during the Alien Abduction Festival. The informational sessions covered the ins and outs of favored alien probes and what to expect when on the receiving end of such devices

...Cause who doesn’t fantasize about Alien Abductions…?


And the other night "a friend of mine" was looking on a porn site. Kindly, the site allows you to narrow down your interests to the most minute detail...


Thanks for that selection. Wish I was a guy, so I would actually care.

But, wait a sec, what was that choice again...



Oh, well, thank you - you really get me...