Saturday, May 24, 2008

A Game You'll Regret

I've given you fair warning - 'cause, I'm gonna go there...

I think I’m a wordly chickedee – that is, until I search through my favorite porn site.

As mentioned in a previous post, it’s easy to narrow down interests to a minutia. While that does help, it also gives me a very clear understanding that, far from being a freak, I am actually quite vanilla – and easily befuddled.

Now onto the game:

  1. How many of these do you either know – or have a general idea from the name.
    (E.g. I have never seen a drilldo, but, sadly, can imagine what it must be...)

  2. Put items into 2 categories. “Huh?” Things you do not understand – and “Why?!!” things you do not want to understand. Mine will be below.

[click on picture to enlarge and read. At your own risk]

1. My score: 18/33 - there are a full 15 (?!!) that bring up a big question mark for me. I am both disappointed in myself and also, somewhat relieved. How did you do?

2. My Categorizations:

Why?!
  • Monster, Drilldo, Hammer. 'nuff said
  • Robotspanker. When you're too lazy to really dominate...
  • Paint. Yeah - that always makes me hot... The fumes, the colors - who can resist?!)

Huh?!
(Sure, I'll be sorry when I find out about the following, but I'm seriously confused).
  • Violet Wand. ? & too scared to look up - sometimes knowing hurts.
  • Lighthouse. Are people having sex in a lighthouse? Good luck fulfilling that fantasy.
  • Reactor. Is that a like particle accelerator...?
  • I'm glad they have a doublecrane, since I haven't a clue what the single one is for
  • Fucksail. The name is making me laugh too hard to even venture a guess
  • Antiqueintruder. Sometimes you want to be violated, old school
What has frightened and confused you? Come on, you know you want to tell me...