Who Knew?

Thank you Wikipedia, for this list of sexual fetishes. When people come together to create an encyclopedia, beautiful things can happen. (That is, of course, not proven by this entry, but I digress.)

Some are pretty humorous. Here are my favorites

1) "Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender"

...? A thrift store must be your pleasure palace...

2) "Ablutophilia: sexual attraction to bathing, showers or other methods of washing oneself"

I find this fetish appeals to me mostly when I'm on public transit. Not sure why.

3) "Autassassinophilia: sexual arousal from staging one's own murder"

Sure, but you can only do it once.

4) "Chremastistophilia: sexual arousal from being robbed or being held"

I'm broke now - but, thankfully, aroused...