Oh You Flashy Tease

As you have probably deduced, it doesn't take much for me to come up with perverse interpretations. And sometimes it's easier than others.

If you saw a website called

"Bare Knuckle Pickups"

with the following picture, what would you conclude?



Turns out, they sell guitar products and not kinky gay sex - but come on, we're all on the same page here, right?

Even the names of their products... "The Mule humbucker", "Warpig humbucker", "'Rebel Yell' humbucker, "Nailbomb humbucker", "Cold Sweat humbucker"....

I've seen less perverse titles on porn jackets.

Which brings me to YouPorn (there's no real segue, here but humor me, will you) where I found a link to this lovely product - the "Fleshlight" (har!)

Can't wait for the power to go out in these guy's houses.

Woman: Wait, how do I turn this thing on....
Man: Er...

Or the moment when she walks into the study and sees her husband screwing a flashlight.

That's a visual no one needs, methinks.