Someone's Breaking In! Quick, Grab the Pepper Grinder!

Skymall's Pepper Grinder, of course.



911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Woman: Someone's in the house!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
911 Operator: What is it, ma'am, what's happening?
Woman: I think he just took the pepper grinder from my husband! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, that would be justice - because, seriously, anyone STUPID enough to have this product in their possession deserves to be beaten with it.

I wonder if the Skymall's photographer's general direction to the models is: "Now, look as much like a douche as you possibly can. Good - now bump that up by 10."

This may be the most absurd product I've seen from them yet. And that's saying plenty.