It's Good to Have Plans

When I was younger, I used to watch the Jerry Springer show when I felt particularly down on myself, to prove that there were, indeed, people more fucked up than me. After all, when there is a man on television professing his love for his horse, dating some guy with commitment issues seems so much more normal.

I got over that particular phase when it came to light that the Springer show was somewhat staged (who knew?). But I still get thrilled and excited when I come across I fetish I have never heard of before. It's like this magic crazy door has opened, showing me that people can come up with fantasies that would be limited to a "trend of one" (to use A.J. Jacob's term), were it not for the internet.

Here are two awesome ones, I found on Craigslist's "Best of":

1) Entitled: "Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?".
(Who doesn't?!) This ad is a masterpiece of rigidity (in more ways than one). This guy has it really organized. He's like a sexual video game Nazi.


2) The next one made me giddy. Months ago I saw this graffiti and wondered: "WTF?!" as I snapped a pic:

Now I am still wondering "WTF?!" - but for other reasons. At least one part of the mystery has been solved.