Trusting a Man in Overalls (or a Leather Jacket) Hurts

Today, let's have a little retro fun. Here are a few PSAs from the 70s and 80s. Please feel free to "turn me on" to your favorites.

This occurrence would turn me off sex forever:



I need a bath. That was just as horrifying as an anti-masturbation ad.

Well, it's a good thing there's not a video of a creepy dude in overalls singing about genitalia...
Oh wait, there is...



Sorry, I just threw up over my keyboard.

Moving on...

What I want to know about the next one, is did "The honk" ever catch on?



I can only picture some child being dragged into a car by a kidnapper and making the "HONK" sound to no avail. His last thought before the chloroform overcame him would be either: "I fucking hate the Fonz" or "TV lied to me".

Either would be a valuable lesson to learn.