Does it Come in Football?

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwU8n4AOQl0] (Discovered thanks to Ridiculous Infomercial Review)

OMG. This is so freakin' subtle! How will anyone know what you're up to?!

Seriously, wouldn't it be way more acceptable to pee in the bushes than to let loose into this deranged contraption? It looks like you're masturbating under an eco-blanket or a section of a Toasty Wrap.

Plus, it's a 3-step process! 3-steps?! How can it get any easier?! (Oh, wait...)

And these instructions seem to assume you won't be wearing underwear. Is this "par for the course" on the course? Ewww. I hate golfers even more now.

Please note:

"Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated."

1) I just love the phrasing

2) I had no idea. Am I normal? What's the capacity of a Snapple bottle?

3) Could this information be part of a "The More You Know" PSA?

I wonder what people would think if you parked your car on the highway and used this contraption...