If You Can Decode, You Can Apply!
Who wouldn't want this job?
[Click on pic to enlarge, for full-sized brilliance]I'm going to try and decipher this one - but I need your help... I may not be accurate in my translation - so please let me know what you see in this ad.
Before we proceed, however, do note that there are no less than 7 circumstances under which they tell you not to apply (as if it weren’t a forgone conclusion anyhow). Amazingly, one is: "if you are not planning on reading this whole job ad" - as if anyone could even if they wanted to!
My favorite was “If you CAN NOT self sa…DO NOT APPLY”.
Fortunately, I can self satisfy fine.
Now, onto the decoding.
Do not apply:
"If you have NOT bee a Assisa o a busiess/pesoal level... If you have NOT woked o a MAC o a daily basis fo a leas 2 yeas ad DO NOT kow EXCEL AND WORD like he back of you had...If you CAN NOT self sa... IF you ae NOT ype A pesoaliy"
If you have not been to Asia on a business or personal level... If you have not worked at a McDonald's on a daily basis for at least 2 years... do not know Excel and words like the back of you had been self satisfied... if you are not a hyper pescotarian...
Your duties will consist of:
- hadlig he mase caleda
- sog compue ad iee eseach skills.
- fo flexibiliy
- I i fo he log haul
- ad ejoy he admiisaive challeges of suppoig a small office
- handling the mayan calendar
- song, computer and iee (internal electronic education) e-search skills
- fo flexibility for no mo money
- Able to log haul
- and enjoy permissive challenges of supple small orfices (perhaps that's not what they're alluding to, but after reading this far can you blame me if I'm losing it...?)
"Have: 5+ yeas expeiece suppoig a he execuive level wihi he las 3 yeas
... Sogly Pefeed:"
"Have 5 years experience supporting an executive who has only lasted 3 years.
....So ugly preferred."
& That's as far as I got before I passed out.
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Found this on YouSuckatCraigslist.com on a comment by Stephen
