Best of?

I've been writing this blog for a little over two years now, and I figured I'd put together a list of the posts I like best so far.

The list is below - but first, some more Lunacy:

My cell phone was dead yesterday (don't ask), so I picked up the landline and called my voicemail. I thought.

But a man answered.

Me, thrown off: "Oh! So sorry, I have the wrong number!"

A moment of silence, then, patiently the guy asks: "Who are you trying to call?"

Awkwardly, "Uh, myself?"

"Oh."

Me: "Yes, I know it's strange."

"Yes, it is. Very bizarre."

I am wondering why he's not hanging up, but I think, well, he sounds interesting, like I could be friends with him. Too bad it's a wrong number.

Him: "OK. Well, I just want to make sure that you're not calling anyone besides yourself, you know. Cause that wouldn't work."

Suddenly I realize who I had called. My boyfriend of 6 years, Chris.

Yeah.

So now you understand how I fall for things like the pervert letter.

Some Favorite Posts

Surprised Your Phone Line's Dead?

Your Confusion Turns Me On

What, No Underwear?

About Last Night

Don't Speak

Because God Loves You More When You're Thin

If Only There Was a Solution

Breathing, It's Killing You

Warning: You're a Moron

Your Embarrassing Experiences May Differ From Those of Others

It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Fave Topics

Skymall

Infomercials

Craigslist

Public Transit

Bali

Awkward moments

Sex/Fetishes

Do you have any favorites? Please let me know :)
(You can just describe and I'll find the link - I know the search box on this blog doesn't actually find stuff. But it's easy on the eyes, ya know?)

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