It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
It's a beautiful day in Connecticut. You have not a care in the world. You decide to take a relaxing stroll in your neighborhood. Suddenly someone walks by with a Lhasa Apso and you get to thinking...
Another block or two and you see a friend. "Hello, Harry!" You call out. And begin to feel more and more insecure. You need to do some maintenance, down there, badly.
Could you wait until you get home? Well, what choice do you have? You continue to stroll, though your gait is now considerably heavier.
Your cell phone rings. "Where are you?" A sultry voice intones.
"Who is this?" you ask, perplexed.
"It's Darla. From Plenty of Fish? We set up a date to meet at the Bristle & Trim Pub."
"Oh!" You remember the beautiful redhead from the dating site. You silently curse yourself for not checking your calendar. "I'm so sorry!"
"No forget it, I'll just go."
"No, Darla - I'm just around the corner. I'll be there in 2 shakes of a lambs tail!"
Now, you're in a quandry. What if the date goes well and you end up getting intimate? She won't want to do anything with ZZ top around your privates.
You're now too far from your home to go back and tend to your flock.... But, it occurs to you that your neighbor, Mrs. Genero, is out of town...
That's it - that's the ticket...
