Friday, March 26, 2010

It Will Be Accepted To Sundance

This video cuts me off during my analysis - and for the life of me I haven't figured out a way to keep my ranting about this website to a minimum - so....

Please watch the screencast below and then I shall continue my remaining rant in text.

Also, play in full screen (click on the box in the right hand corner of the video) and please allow the video load for a bit before playing. And yes, this is a supremely professional blog.



So, on the site there's the "Find Perform Management on IMDb". Now generally the point of linking to something - is that there is something to see on the subsequent page... But when you go to the IMDB page - there are no credits at all ... So why bother linking to it...?

And, further in the "synopsis" section:

"The character development is good. Mr. Rainey has gone from strictly the drive of trying to find his friend's killer to discovering that his friend is a fraud and criminal. upon this knowledge, mr.rainey tries to convince ron that he is a traitor when before on the beach, he admitted that his employment in the CIA was merely for T & A."
Isn't that why everyone joins the CIA?
"This shows him go from the nonchalant attitude toward any loyalty or pride associated with the CIA, to an enormous amount. After all, Ron was just getting out of his job what Mr. Rainey said he had gotten out of his."

What the fuck?!! Who are these people?! What's happening?! I'm getting the worst headache reading this.

"The setting is seductive and enticing and would do well for shots."

Well, I do like beaches! Here's $50 million - go make your movie!

Best part:

"Submission: Recommended Writer: Recommended"

I'd certainly recommend the latter. And desperately.

Anyhow, please explore the site and let me know what wondrousness you come across. Enjoy!

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P.S. I have another post up on Zug.com, "Just Say No". (It is a reworking of my "About Last Night" post but it adds some more details that I neglected to put in the original version since that was already running long.)