How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Womb

Meetup.com, you have some wild gatherings:

Sayonara, I sense your idea of funtimes and mine are markedly different.


Why?! Why do completely unrelated issues now have to be about the vagina having problems? People like this must be insane to talk to. (E.g...)

Nutter: "My work is really challenging right now because I have a choleric vagina."

Other: "Uh, say what?"

Nutter: "I mean I shouldn't complain because last month it had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. And I don't have to tell you how hard it is to focus when your coot's not sleeping right."

Other: "Actually you kind of don't..."

My favourite quote from the article (and there's lots of prize ones therein) is:

"The angry vagina is a planetary problem that needs planetary priority before we all self-destruct."

That's right! You might prioritize world hunger, human rights or perhaps climate change as issues that require immediate attention - but you, you fucker, would be wrong! Terrorists will soon be harnessing the power of the "cho-cho" for warfare! Protect yourself now, all yee brotheren! What's that outside your window!!! Oh God: it's an Angry Vagina!!! Fall on your knees!



Once again, someone's been reading my mail! Evil clowns and brutal sex?! In one fucking place?! What, have I won the lottery?!

"[H]ow many blogs do you know of that have 2 evil clown rough sex videos in a row?"

Sadly, at least 1...