I Wouldn't Say Anything at Your Meeting That I Wouldn't Post on My Own Blog

Once again, we're back to "Things that confuse me". It's never-ending list...

My Container Overfloweth


Can you imagine someone who is sincerely happy talking about his/her "joy container"?

"Today was such an awesome day! I feel like my joy container is filled to the rim!"

Can you envision any person who would use that phrase - in any capacity? In fact, I can imagine such a person - she lived in our building and Gervais bless, I could only hope though years of intense meditation and narcotics to achieve the state of constant blissed-out-ness that surrounded her aura.

"How's it going?" I would ask.

"Oh, it's so SUPER SUPER AWESOME!!!"

"Oh yeah? Well, that's great. School going well?"

"Oh it's the most wonderful thing around! I am studying holistic healing through pathways of inner ascension. It's so beautiful! I am having the most SUPER SUPER AWESOME time!!!"

I also later overheard the following exchange:

She: "How do you like your job?"

Him: "It's... OK. Long hours. Very, very long hours. I barely see my family sometimes. But work is OK, I guess."

She: "Oh my God, that sounds so SUPER SUPER AWESOME!!!"

Ah...

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Funtimes at Eagle High

I was reading a forum about sexual fantasies. One woman posted a detailed story she's hoping will happen someday.

The reply below her fantasy is:


Ah, Birdman, I read you loud-and-clear. Just thinking about this scenario and I can't help rubbing myself intensely against my perch.

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Senna: Your Bum says "Whoa!"

Arbitrary slogans can keep me entertained for quite sometime (far longer than healthy).

This granola company's line is:

The Taste Says "Yes!"

To what?!

Oh, to Birdman's wife. She's a FILF (Falcon I'd Like to Fuck. Obviously.)

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Etsy has this thing called Alchemy where you can post things you'd like to have made - and hopefully someone will offer to do so.

Here's one that I find mystifying:


How difficult can it be to make this item? Do you really have to outsource it? And you need it asap... OK.... And you're willing to pay a whooping $2 for it... Well saddle me up and call me Seabiscuit - I'm a gallopin' right over!

But, as usual, I couldn't resist learning more about this person. So I checked out her bio.

That's where this really got interesting.

"...I am recently trying to start my own online boutique so I can stay home and spend more time with my daughter. Buy with confidence from me, I would never ship anything I wouldnt put on my own daughter. "

Well that sounds nice. After all, if you would put it on your own daughter it must be...


Nevermind.