Mr. Ulcer Will Do Your Nails Now

My friends who follow me on Twitter assumed I was dead when I hadn’t posted for awhile. Then they realized I had gone to Thailand and were sure of it.

But, no, I was actually busy sleeping - and discovering and collecting weird stuff for y’all!

For instance, this company name is somewhat contradictory:



But it's hard to be picky, because in Thailand they really get me. See, if I kind of have to pee, I might wait until I get home.

However, they have appropriate signage because I'll be sure to opt for public restrooms when I REALLY gotta go!



And when I saw this box of cookies it provided me with a new expression.



"You had a bad day?! Well, Sonny, you better just be a man and cream up!"

If only all signs were so zen:



And for that I am grateful.

Food is tasty and more!



I appreciate that, but is it also funny? 'Cause I expect alot from my liquids.

Now, when you're feeling lost and horny...



All of this snide has wound me up. I could sure use a way to relax. Luckily there's:



As you can see by the sign on the window...



.. Miss Puke may not be her real name. But you know how it is, you want to make it accessible to English-speakers.