No Judges Allowed

In Thailand, I also discovered some new rules.

See they're pretty liberal with what you CAN do



Strippers on the bus seem to be fine. And very accommodating.



She says "sure". Whatever.

But there seems to be much that isn't acceptable.



Like:




Fucking is not OK? But I'm all horned up from the stripper!


Also:



No spiky genitals are allowed.

And the subway has even more "don'ts"



The first row is pretty standard, I guess.

But then there's:

• No balloons.  Because that was a huge problem.
• No spilling pellets.
• No fires.  No matter how strong your cravings are for those marshmallows.
• No sitting.
• No goddamn Libras.  They always cause problems. 
• Djun Kim's comment on Flickr really clarified the last two for me: "No photography! or is that "no taking pictures of videocameras"?  And what is that last one? No excessive consumerism?" 

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More deranged goodness from my trip here and here.