Joe Pesci Look-alike Needed To Save My Garden
I admit, I am easily confused (which is why there are a number of posts in this blog along those lines), but the net never seems to run out of items that baffle me.
My friend, Zach, sent me the following beauty:
The ad notes that it would be great for a doghouse door. Finally! My dog, Fifi Froffingham was getting so confused about where to sleep!
Zach remarked that while Fs might be exciting he wasn't sure they merited that many exclamation marks. I beg to differ. I think the ad could use many more exclamation marks and some expletives:
e.g.:
"Fucking A! We got some Fucking Fs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And I was enticed by this Craiglist High-Art concept:
I'll send you the nude "head shots" tomorrow (yes, sans the hat I usually wear), Sir. I am presently busy modelling for the autobiographical piece entitled, "My friends all have restraining orders against me and my garden gnome is a tease."
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I love this comment on a news article. I have highlighted my favourite line.
Jesus, buddy! Have you never heard of that?! What alluvial diopside have you been living under?!!
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1) Why do they need a picture for a "sound alike"?
2) I seriously have no idea what is going on here - but your business cannot be in more dire straits than if you need Chris Tucker (or a fake Chris Tucker) to lend credibility to it.
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I think Michelle found this brilliance:
Dear Ma'am,
I wanted to imply for your bizness but my haw math is poor. My hee math is better, but I donut think that Will help me amy, since Emil (your partner?) seems to adore the other. I have also replayed ur add a few times, but still cunt find a fone number. I am very graterful that the compensation is in cheque or cash form tho! I hate getting paid in Almond Joys.
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I came across a blog post about having more energy in the morning. The last suggestion was:
However, below that there were a few comments posted - and some questions. One being:
Cyanide.
