I'll Just Take This Call Outside
I recently discovered the site Entertonement (har!) where you can upload sound clips and listen to those from other users.
Of course, there's an adult sextion!
This clip claims to be of a female having an orgasm, but unless it's supposed to be one of the female chipmunks from the "Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon" prior to the premier of the show, I'm at a loss.
[The player for this one doesn't embed properly, so you'll have to click here to listen.]
Brilliantly right below this sound clip, is the site's general request:
"Please, only sounds that are genuine, no fakes or staged recordings. Sex, female, orgasm, fucking."In the mood to hear bad acting, but this time from a guy? There's a clip for that. Check out this super-ridiculous bullshit "orgasm":
...but the oddest thing is that the page gives you the option to get this ringtone. Fuckin-A! I wonder where it would be most awkward for this to "ring" now: your cubicle, a gathering with the in-laws, or perhaps a visit to your child's daycare...
Here's a sound called "sex" and also labelled "coin sound" which seems to be a clip of the coin sound in Super Mario Brothers games:
So, my question is... WTF?! Unless your fantasy revolves about paying Princess Peach to have sex with you how does the coin sound relate to sex at all?
But my current favorite might be this one labelled "Moaning: Male Grunts Series 2" which sounds less like sexual grunting and more like a Neanderthal trying to lift a heavy rock:
