Monday, March 28, 2011

With Just a Bit of Makeup I Can Play the Part of the Office Tower

For all you aspiring authors:


I can barely wait to not write the sequel!

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Thank you, Grammar Check:


I so appreciate you're help!

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Casting:


Could you not, just maybe, deduce which role the actor was appropriate for by looking at their picture... I mean it's really irrelevant if they want to audition for the part of the teenage boy if they're middle-aged...

That reminds me: I just submitted myself for a film. Fingers crossed that I get the part of the tall, black transvestite!

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I recently filled out a form as part of a study.

This was my favorite question therein:


What is with the last option? Is there someone really thinking, "Man, this life is absolutely not worth living. But it's so freaking busy! I've entered 'Off Myself Now!' as an appointment in my Google Calendar and I thought that would help, but it hasn't. I would totally kill myself but I just cannot seem to schedule the motherfucking time to do it..."  

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This is here, simply because I cannot, despite it being on Netflix, believe that this TV show ever existed. 

Oh to be one of those women!  I've always wanted to ride a dude with a clock around his neck.