Monday, April 25, 2011

"So You Like To Watch, Huh?" - @Sparky

Before I begin baffling you, I would like to share this amazing offer from iStock:



Better get in on this deal!

Especially if you want any yoga shots.  Because you may not want to take any photos at this yoga studio...

(When I first checked the website) it described itself as: "Vancouver's best naked yoga for men".

I didn't realize there was any competition for this honor...  But now that that text is no longer on the site, I'm left wondering who outdid them.  And why...

My favorite is this part of the "FAQs".
"I’m nervous. What about erections?
 ...Erections are not an issue and in fact should be celebrated as part of our manhood."
Right.  You're in a room full of naked men.  Two options as to why that's your preference: 1) You are a nudist (or espouse nudist values) 2) You like men. Like like.  In which case the fact that you are around other naked men is kinda likely to be arousing.  And so I appreciate the "celebrated" phrasing.  I wish it involved some congratulatory singing...

Still, I'd rather observe this class than get in on the following...  I can't think of a more annoying service than: "Puppy Tweets".



And this is one of those awesome cases where there's no reason at all to have an image of a hot chick - but they manage to get one in there anyway. A classic.

Hey, wait! There's a related contest:



"What would your dog tweet?"

Hmmm...

1) Isn't it bad enough that you watch me when I take a dump?! Now you gonna know what I'm doing all the fucking time?!

2) My owner is a freaking loser. If there is anyone else following my tweets, please help me!

3) This hump's for you.

Well, I'd like to make fun of this some more but I have to go address something.  There's this email that I just noticed that I seem to be really late getting to...




Crap.  I have really got to set up some sort of email reminder service...
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