Monday, April 11, 2011

Your Hawtness Triggered My IBS... Please Call.

Yet another genius casting idea:

Really, how can working with untrained, possibly drug-addicted performers be a bad idea...? 

How about if we make things really interesting by having this director team up with the one from this posting to make a "realistic" and "authentic" film combining drug-addicted and brain-damaged actors?   Now that's a film that's bound to come in well within expectations and budget.

And let's not forget the "semi-improvised" nature of the film.  Look, I'd green-light this flick, but I think it  needs just a bit more: perhaps few performers with Tourette's Syndrome?

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I love the ad that went with the tracking of this article.

There's nothing that makes me ponder my health and well-being more than masturbating in animal feces. It's really the only thing preventing me from following through with that fetish...

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Some people have game, lady skills, or a way with words.

And none more than those who place ads in the "Missed Connections/I Saw You" sections...

I saw you... At a fast food place... before pooping...


Ah, the magic...

Nothing like putting the word "toilet" in an ad to prep the mind for amorous thinking.