NO ONE is going to fall for.... Oh. (Or "Part 2 of 'Come on! That is NEVER going to... Oh.')

We all know that some guys will do or say just about anything to have sex. But these creepos have taken it to a whole 'nother level - coming up with schemes that are so breathtakingly ludicrous no one would ever fall for them. 

No one, right?

Oh God, no one, please...

Oh FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, you're not going to just assume that a tanning booth was harboring a perv who was watching you undress.

Unless the tanning booth cost $2 for a session.
And is in a barn.
Behind a dude's house. 

(Even more bizarrely, women had been going there for 10 years...)

I half expected one of the victims to say:

"Well, I just thought that he understood these days people don't have much money to spend tanning - and even poor people deserve to be bronzed. And, sure, most tanning beds aren't in the barn behind the house of some dude who looks like Dennis Franz* - but that only made him more legit. You know, like if you're watching a movie and there's some weird character that you, like, totally suspect is the guy who committed the crimes - but then he, like, totally isn't. Exactly."

But wait, here's an even more fucktarded plan that worked...

"A woman was told to look happy and not cry during a videoed sexual encounter if she wanted to break a black magic curse placed on her, a Sydney jury has been told."
...
"...the woman was instructed to go to motels where she was blindfolded and had sex with Golossian and Arthur Psichogios in her belief the curse would be removed.

Uh.

Ah.  OK...

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Originally heard about:

• Barn Tanning- on Fark
• Sexual Blackmagic Blackmail - The Distorted View Show

Font in letter is "Gypsy Curse" by Sinister Visions (You can find it here)

P.S. This can't be the first guy's real Facebook page, right? Probably a guy with the same name playing around and using his pic?

*Note: I totally love Dennis Franz. He's an amazing actor and "NYPD Blue" was one of my favorite shows. But the perv does totally look like him.

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