Monday, June 20, 2011

As Good As It Finds


Today, I have found links here as good as discovered and findings as good as fucktardness, where Google search suspicion you sent. Then I done insert picture with Blogger as good as will make to illustrate point I want. thereby creating items for humor as good as laughter occur.  I write below as items I have. If you see funny within, make a comment as good as after post!

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1) Now, granted, I know little (read: nothing) about the philosophy of Ho'oponopono.

I know that I freakin' love saying the word out loud. 

And, that, apparently, it's the belief system of those with OCD.


Then I saw this T-shirt.

"I love you."
"I apologize."
"Please forgive me"
"Thank you."

Sure, whatever.  But are you really going to walk around with that on your shirt...

What pervasive douchiness do you need to be constantly apologizing for? 

"Trust me, I'll be doing something fucked up soon.  So, sorry in advance."

Come to think of it, I think I need this shirt!

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2) Some things are just unisex/gender neutral by their nature. I'd consider this one of them:


"That is a lovely enema, indeed.  But I think I would be more comfortable shoving it up my ass if it was a little less bright."

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3) Generally I like the videos on MyYogaOnline.  I might even have enjoyed this video - had I been able to hold it together long enough to watch it.

Apparently, this guy is playing a harmonium during his yoga instruction(?!). 

That's just not what it looks like...


"Just close your eyes, class.  Relieve your tension by focusing in on the healing music..."

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For your added viewing pleasure, I play the mother in this funny video (Thanks, Josh Rimer!)


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