Your Definition of 'Way Super-Fun' and Mine Might Differ

Often Craigslist ads just aren't clear enough.  They give you some info, but don't get to the crux of the matter.

I'd like to provide you with that service (I'm sweet like that) for a few ads I found.

Translation:

"I'm with a gal who is essentially a waste of space but she has the decency to keep her body in good shape. I'm getting a bit bored of her lack of... everything (except the aforementioned body). I'm looking for a replacement, but still want to get some use out of the situation (her body). Fuck me, fuck her, and eventually she'll die, or I'll kill her. Or I'll leave. And then you and I can be together! Won't that be a beautiful romantic story to tell all your friends!" 

Nice "code", buddy. Use a word that only people who are into your fetish would know about.

Unless there was some, like, info-database repository of world knowledge that a person could go to look items up...

*Googles 'Dolcett'*
*Stares. Blinks*
Uh.
*cowers*
*weeps*
*takes a deep breath*
Strength.


OK. Here goes:

"I fantasize about strangling, impaling, killing and possibly cannibalizing you. Some people find this strange.  It'd be great to find some new friends snacks. You in?"

"I'm a guy very attached to the label 'straight' in spite of evidence to the contrary, so please just allow me that. I am looking for random guys to jerk off on me. Possibly even a tranny. Hopefully, even a tranny! I might also be impotent, for some unspecified and mysterious reason (perhaps I broached this fantasy with my girlfriend and she kicked me in the nuts). Also we have to keep it real quiet.

Can you say WAY SUPER-FUN!!!"

Sexual fetishes are a good example of the concept of anchoring. Suddenly, of the three, the dude on the down-low who can't get it up, has become the most appealing.

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P.S. I:

1. was recently interviewed on Sexlife Canada.
2. wrote a story on IVancouverite.

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You can find more Craigslist weirdness here.  (There's also the awesome site, You Suck at Craigslist site, which never fails to entertain.)

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