Being a Blogger, I Feel More Than Qualified to Offer You Medical Advice

Sometimes, on Craigslist, it's not the whole ad that's really odd, but just one or two lines...

For instance, I came across one from a guy looking for a hairdresser.  The ad ended with:

"Female preferred, just because it's weird to have a dude cut my hair."

I totally know what you mean! Whenever a gal cuts my hair, it always seems to end with her pegging me.

Then I found a guy who posted looking for a petite gal to wear 80's tight jeans so he can photographer her and create a low-key fetish site for himself.  He ends the ad with:

"Being that I'm an artistic musical person I feel I am more than qualified to make this site really unique and awesome." 

Because there's nothing more indicative of graphic design talent than the ability to play the oboe.

This next one is kind of sad all around.  But he loses my sympathy by the end.

Even the socially inept and "internally troubled" have standards!  Make sure you're good enough and young enough to hang out with someone who is short, average-looking, anti-social and depressed!

This poster seems to miss the possibility that a less budget-conscious perv might come across the ad:

Because "someone taking them to do weird things" would certainly not want to invest the $30 for a sheep and a goat! That money is earmarked for the incense and candles.

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