Win-Win-Puke
At a loss for funny, I went to Craigslist - and, low and behold, the well has been filled.
I now present to you the following generous offers:
1) Sex-free sex-work!
I used to think that regular John's were pathetic. Now, if I believe this poster, there's some kind of market for naked asexual cuddling. Which is only marginally less gross, but possibly far sadder....
2) Sex with Benefits!
Dude, dude. Slow down. What kind of software?
3) Helpful Stranger and Future Deadbeat Dad
Ah, so this is one of those win-win situations.
No, wait, there's just one win.
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