Hey, remember that porn site I look at all the time?
Yeah, well, I stopped doing that.
Here are some more porn clips. As described by the users who uploaded them:
Buddy, if that's even remotely a conflict for you... donate your cock.
Mick's just that kind of guy.
Pussy smash! Is that a new dance craze? Is it a way to prepare potatoes?
Fuck, I feel old.
Wow, what a supremely awful premise for a porno...
Would you really be able to get it up knowing you were soon to face the electric chair?
And even if you could, that's like fantasizing about your last meal - when you're a free person....
The fantasy is completely negated by the fact that you have it way better in real life...
I next expect to see "Man Gets to Bang Two Chicks Right Before Pit Bull Gnaws Off His Nuts".
What....? What does she get?!
Do I have to do all the detective work here?!
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