The Sex Was Dull - But The Sunset, Oh Baby!

Why not continue with the user-porn-naming theme while I'm masturb--- uh, at it...

Here are some more porn clips as so clearly described by the site's users...

I know how to cook.  But thanks.

Hey, you've got to practice those new skills!

 

I guess when I decode the riddle I'm allowed to get off?

Is it a card trick?!! Oh please let it be a card trick!

Lackluster Polite Gay Sex.  Who else is all horned-up now?!

Then it hardly seems worth it.

 

Unenthused about masturbating to this. But then I noticed that Ocean View!

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