I know how to cook. But thanks.
Hey, you've got to practice those new skills!
I guess when I decode the riddle I'm allowed to get off?
Lackluster Polite Gay Sex. Who else is all horned-up now?!
Then it hardly seems worth it.
Unenthused about masturbating to this. But then I noticed that Ocean View!
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C'mon, you know you want it...
OK, look, it doesn't matter what you want. This isn't about you.
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