OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people.
2008-09-04T10:41:00.000-07:00
OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people.

I try to illicit random comments like this, and I come out with nothin'.

I think the homeless magnet must be present. That's it.

Thanks, Maktaaq! And your
your post made me smile

Monica and commenters, this was funny. I started ...

2008-09-03T21:31:00.000-07:00

Monica and commenters, this was funny. I started writing a comment here, it got long, then I remembered I don't have any content for my site so I copied and pasted my joke there.

I liked this!

Oh no, Marissa! Could it all have derailed so sim...

2008-09-03T16:07:00.000-07:00

Oh no, Marissa! Could it all have derailed so simply? Could a lack of in-suite laundry lead to such turmoil!

Good heavens, I'd best take heed!

You know you see someone with a laundry issue and you just don't realize from whence it stemmed... We are all but a step away from having that disconnection with out our clothes.

Run, don't walk to your nearest laundromat, if you experience any of the following symptoms:

1) Wearing the same underwear repeatedly

2) Wearing someone else's underwear rather than doing the wash

3) Obsession with preaching the good word of laundry

4) Failure to purchase soap from an authorized dealer

(Freaking hilarious, btw, Marissa!)

Actually maybe it was her failure to take laundry ...

2008-09-03T15:55:00.000-07:00

Actually maybe it was her failure to take laundry seriously that led to her downfall and hence her current state in life as mentally unhinged (potentially homeless) alcoholic.

Life may have seemed simple enough at first. Living happily, enjoying her clean clothing. But then, she moved and her new home did not have in-suite laundry. So this happiness quickly turned to distress as she never was able to utilize the 'shared laundry facilities' for reasons only we can speculate upon.

So to solve the dilemna of no clean underwear, she did what all lazy laundry people do- She bought new underwear. Quickly ending up with a 6 week supply of underwear. But alas, her income earning could not support her underwear buying habits.

As a result of this laundry lazyness, she lost everything, and resorted to alcohol to appease and hide the pain, and the knowledge that if she had just made time to utilize the shared laundry facilities, her life would not have come to this conclusion.

So I suggest you heed her warning carefully. Lest you end up down that road of despair.

Ah! That might be the ticket! ;)

2008-09-03T13:24:00.000-07:00

Ah! That might be the ticket! ;)

Perhaps she was missing a comma. Like, 'Take laund...

2008-09-03T12:51:00.000-07:00

Perhaps she was missing a comma. Like, 'Take laundry, seriously!' Perhaps you should be stealing people's undies.

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OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people. 2008-09-04T10:41:00.000-07:00 OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people.I *try* to illicit random comments like this, and I come out with nothin'.I think the homeless magnet must be present. That's it.

Thanks, Maktaaq! And your your post made me smile

Monica and commenters, this was funny. I started ...

Oh no, Marissa! Could it all have derailed so sim...

Actually maybe it was her failure to take laundry ...

Ah! That might be the ticket! ;)

Perhaps she was missing a comma. Like, 'Take laund...

OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people.
2008-09-04T10:41:00.000-07:00
OMG. Seriously? How do you attract these people.

I try to illicit random comments like this, and I come out with nothin'.

I think the homeless magnet must be present. That's it.

Thanks, Maktaaq! And your
your post made me smile